WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My vagina is very pro this idea
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