i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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