Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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