For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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