I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have fence marks all over my body
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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