Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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