So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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