hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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