got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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