yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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