Where did you get a picture of my penis
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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