Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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