you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
