You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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