So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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