I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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