she was so not down for the gang bang
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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