What did we do last night that was yellow?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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