Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
