Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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