I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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