Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
i've created a new STD.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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