so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
