I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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