Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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