Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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