this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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