People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Success! We fucked roommates!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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