The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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