We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
vagina is talking i cant
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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