Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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