Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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