we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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