In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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