Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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