Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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