now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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