I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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