Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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