escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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