Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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