It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Quick, to the slutcave!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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