Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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