if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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