She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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