See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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