I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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