oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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