hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
