lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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