She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please, let me fuck your mom
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
