This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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