I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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