I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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